It's your birthday today, June 30th, and I'm here to wish you a great day, with everything you wished for.
All the best to you and another year ahead..
--- Birthdays Team
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Happy Birthday to 'yah! Hope that you're having a good one and that all is well. And, if not -- there's always next year to take a stab at a better one.
Make a living will. Don't leave it to your closest and dearest to clean up the biggest mess you could ever make.
Make arrangements for your pets in case of emergency, and write them down. Check to make sure their potential caretaker shares your devotion to keeping them out of the pound under any circumstances--and the means.
Try to go through one day without saying anything that qualifies as "filler". Afterwards, ask yourself how much "fillerspeak" you use, and ask yourself how you feel about what that says about you.
Destroy your emotional garbage. Collect it, examine it, and get rid of it-- WITHOUT PUTTING YOUR TRASH ON SOMEONE ELSE'S LAWN
Master solitude. After all, it's not a guarantee that you'll die first.
Accept the possibility of the presence of that which you can't see. Separate that concept from religion, and truly accept the possibility that your reality isn't necessarily everyone else's--and that the reverse is true. The person in the car next to you may have a complete different reality, which almost certainly will affect his or her actions.
In one day, be YOUR OWN Yoda, be SOMEONE ELSE's Yoda, and LET SOMEONE ELSE be your Yoda for a second. Let your role be flexible in the world.
Ponder how you'd feel if someone threw their litter on the floor in front of your church's altar. Then, do a little research to see how many spiritual paths consider the earth as their altar. Then, put a garbage bag in your car. Carry your trash with you to a garbage can.
Perfect your handshake. A limp, affected handshake makes more people queasy than you can imagine. An overly aggressive bone-crusher leads people to make compensation jokes behind your back.
Don't ever copy someone else. If you imitate, in art or life, put your own stamp on it and give credit where credit is due. As a Basho said, "Don't seek to follow in the footsteps of others; seek what they sought."
Censor your own self. That's one of the perks of being an adult -- and one of the most profound responsibilities. "I'm sorry" is merely more talk; it doesn't ever erase anything.
Make faces at yourself in the mirror. Tell yourself you would most certainly want to date yourself. If you wouldn't, don't expect anyone else to.
Don't drink more than you can think, unless you really consider those around you to be as smart as you are, and as good at making decisions as you are.
Take a gun safety course. Just in case you need to know how to at least put the safety on one.
Get a drivers' licence, you! Even if you don't need to in your current life, an emergency could come where someone needs to drive, and you're the only one standing. If you can't drive a stick-shift, learn. Wouldn't you hate to be the only possible driver in an emergency, and have to say in a whimper, "I can't, um, drive a, um, stickshift?"
When I made it I really wasn't trying to make it so creepy... but that's just how it came out. I think my avatar is cute, but yeah she is kind of nutty...
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~June 30~
It's 30th June which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.
All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you
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It's your birthday today, June 30th, and I'm here to wish you a great day, with everything you wished for.
All the best to you and another year ahead..
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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: =nyssi
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I used to be somnambulist. See my older work at [link] if you want (Hey, I still have decent stuff there).
Still a devout worshipper of the collective rectum... it needs more TP!
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I used to be somnambulist. See my older work at [link] if you want (Hey, I still have decent stuff there).
Still a devout worshipper of the collective rectum... it needs more TP!
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When I made it I really wasn't trying to make it so creepy... but that's just how it came out. I think my avatar is cute, but yeah she is kind of nutty...
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